1. f1ipster:


    This is how I picture the staff when the site’s having a problem.

    This is so great

    (Source: awkward-elevator, via master-yota)

  2. wishingondisney:


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  4. kissmyasajj:



    Freyja Veda


    God she’s perfect

    Im so excited about her baby ive missed seeing her on here and ig.

    (via it-always-ends-up-the-same)

  5. lorddanty:










    Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 

    Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 

    Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

    Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL


    Oh my God so I typed ‘Shakespeare’ and Shakespeare butted in and wrote ‘The lovely and handsome Shakespeare’ but Poe burst in saying ‘The dreadful and lonely Shakespeare’.

    aND FYODOR DOSTOYVESKY ADDED ‘ I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.”

    I’M DONE.


    Look what they did to All Star by Smash Mouth

    “Somebody once hushedly told me the world is going to roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of glocky with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a “L” on her forehead. Well, the years start voraciously coming and they don’t stop coming; fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. It didn’t make sense absolutely to live for fun. Thy brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to behold. So what’s wrong with taking the back busy thoroughfares? In everything one thing is impossible: rationality. You’ll never know if thou don’t go. “You’ll never shine if you don’t glow”, he growled incoherently. Hey presently, you’re an All Star. Get your game on; go play. Hey now, you’re a Rock Star. Get the show on; get laid. As well as all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold. ~All Star by Smash Estuary of opinion…”

    Imagine putting your research paper in here and letting them go at it.

    OH MY GOD I WAS WRITING AND EDGAR WOULDN’T STOP FIXING THINGS SO I WROTE “Edgar shut up I’m trying to write” and he changed it to “Edgar shut up I’m meagerly attempting to write” THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE

    I typed in “Hello” and Shakesphere erased it and wrote “Begone with this rubbish.”

    HOW R00d

    I typed “party in the Usa” and Poe changed party to “ill-fated gathering”

    Omfg. I called Edgar a little bitch because he made something not make sense and he changed ‘little bitch’ to ‘little seething wench.’

    (via oryoucouldjustnot)


  6. precumming:

    When your’e trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow


    (Source: precumming, via master-yota)

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  8. Anonymous asked: If I may ask, what are you religious views, if any?


    I grew up Catholic.


    Taught by nuns in elementary school.

    I stood. I sat. I knelt. I sang songs out of tune. I knelt some more. I yawned.

    Sister Cathy yelled at me for eating a crayon.

    First communion. Jesus crackers. Jesus wine.

    First confession. “I stole my brother’s Legos and then lied to my mom about stealing his Legos and then he punched me. I’m hoping he confesses to you about the punching thing cuz that really hurt.”

    Don’t forget to kneel.


    High school church youth group.

    I read the bible. I was probably supposed to do this earlier.

    The beginning bits seemed harsh. I liked Jesus quite a bit, but his stories never seemed to fit with the ones that surrounded them.

    Questions arose.

    Did they put animals that can swim on the boat? I mean, could you just leave the ducks off the ark to save space? Maybe they could swim along side and you just toss them bread. 

    Why did he free Moses and make them wander around for so long? Haven’t they been through enough? 

    (To Father Steve) Technically a whale can’t ingest a human. Jonah would have got caught in its throat and they both would have died.

    *angry priest face*

    So are you saying that God made a bet with Satan to see how much shit Job would put up with? That doesn’t seem very ethical for a deity. 

    *angrier priest face*

    Then I started learning about the politics of religion and more important questions arose. 

    What’s wrong with being gay? That passage is in the same book that says slavery is totally fine. 

    What’s wrong with contraception? People are dying of diseases that you could have prevented if your missionaries gave out condoms instead of bibles. 

    And finally…

    Why am I sick?…….. How is this someone’s plan for me? 

    My views became very “if any.”

    That world made no sense to me. I started working things out on my own and solving my problems without asking for His help. Those beliefs held me back. They held me back because they were not my beliefs. They were given to me by others and I went along with it. 

    I don’t begrudge anyone with faith. I can’t say if they are wrong or right. I think faith helps a great deal of people. I still consider Father Steve my greatest mentor and one of the kindest (and most patient) individuals I’ve ever known.

    I know a lot of people seek answers of creation and life after death, but I don’t think about that much anymore. I don’t really care. My mind has filled up with so many curiosities that may actually have an answer. Answers I can grasp and understand. Trying to know the unknown seems futile to me. 

    I just want to live the best life I can. I wish to be a good person because it is the right thing to do and not because I fear a fiery pit. I’m better at being a good person now, more-so than when I believed. 

    Not believing works best for me. Results may vary.

  10. the-butt-prince-ike:


    Coloring Book Corruptions

    Related: Hipster Dinosaurs

    ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?

    (via ruinedchildhood)

  12. redvelvetcakeofseduction:


    The Original Broadway Cast of Disney’s The Lion King

    Mufasa :: Sarabi :: Young Nala and Simba :: Simba :: Nala:: Rafiki :: Pumba and Timon :: Zazu :: Scar :: The Hyenas (Ed, Shenzi, and Banzai)

    This was one of the most amazingly costumed Broadway shows I’ve ever seen.

    (via buttfuckbabe)

  13. fjordism:


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  15. dashiecrash:

    One of the best transitions I’ve ever seen in a movie.

    (via ruinedchildhood)